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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

nayx:

sir, all you have done throughout this entire court session is break dance in front of the judge.  where is your lawyer.  what are you even charged with

baby: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
sister: sister?? are you trying to say sister??
baby: SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

surprisebitch:

me as a parent

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”