Vintage Tumblr Themes
- Wonderland
grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

nyehs:

way to go you god damn idiot egg

nyehs:

way to go you god damn idiot egg

piezeth:

angryteenagebear:

"video games would be better off without Nintendo"

…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.

Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe

#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

Betcha on land they understand, that they don’t reprimand their daughters. Bright young women, sick of swimmin’, ready to stand.

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

sh4ne:

pijani-batak-mi-trci-po-sobi:

sh4ne:

rebloggable by request

why?

request

sh4ne:

pijani-batak-mi-trci-po-sobi:

sh4ne:

rebloggable by request

why?

request

Bae: babe come over
Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: I literally just put them in the oven
kenway:

i’m sorry i didn’t realize we still live in the stone ages

kenway:

i’m sorry i didn’t realize we still live in the stone ages

dinosaureverything:

"stop doing that"

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