i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder
this cat looks stoked as hell
thats just butter in a hotdog bun
way to go you god damn idiot egg
"video games would be better off without Nintendo"
…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.
Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe
#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
Betcha on land they understand, that they don’t reprimand their daughters. Bright young women, sick of swimmin’, ready to stand.
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
i’m sorry i didn’t realize we still live in the stone ages
"stop doing that"